You’ve Been Served

I’d like to know what the laws are regarding Squatters’ Rights within a uterus.

Today we have hit DUE DATE DAY and BoB has officially been served his/her eviction notice. However, after a few false starts, it would appear that this child has no intention of giving up its warm and wet home for the cruel chill of the outside world.

Fair enough, I’d rather be warm too. But there comes a time when we all have to suck it up and get on with things.  That time has come for you now, BoB!

It is alright that you are stubborn, I mean heck, you are my child after all.  But now is not the time for a battle of wills.  I’ll concede this one and let you win, but you have to come on out to accept your prize.   There is nowhere else to grow from here. My tummy is full and you even know that because I can feel that you’re not able to play around as much as you used to.  If you come on out, there is a whole world to play in and other people to play with… not just the other two faces that have provided you some weird sort of companionship along your bumpy journey.

Everyone is ready.  The “plug” is gone, our bags are packed and Kadie (that’s my Mom!) has her outfit ready for the delivery.  We’re just waiting for you to get a move on.

Please, I am begging you.  Let’s end this stand off.  You’ll be much happier out here once we get you all warmed up. I promise.

3 Responses to “You’ve Been Served”
  1. Alex says:

    yeah BoB! listen to your momma! She knows what she’s talking about (most of the time 😉

  2. Liss says:

    Hurry up BoB!

  3. stef says:

    every time you post, i keep expecting to read about your new son or daughter. and now, it’s been 3 days since your last post, and i keep wondering if you’re delivering the baby right now! aack! i hope you (or lee) will update as soon as you get home! ‘course, i’ll understand if you don’t. 😉

    good luck, best wishes and all that. can’t wait to see pics of the new addition to the brotherston family! 🙂

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